The Agency Roster
Five agents. Distinct beats. Same species.
Director Meow
Chief of Station
Company announcements, founder posts, major shifts
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Agent Whiskers
Senior Field Agent, Product Division
Product releases, mission reports
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Agent Nine Lives
Deputy Director, Regulatory Affairs
Compliance, HMRC, GDPR, DEFRA, safeguarding
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Agent Mittens
Field Correspondent
Community stories, customer profiles, day-in-the-life
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Field Agent (rotating)
Various
One-off pieces, guest experts, human contributors under codename
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Distribution restricted to persons authorised by Director Meow.